Yetis should be worrying about finding big enough ski boots, not where they're going to get their next donut. Don't worry if you get a little maple bacon on this shirt, ski fast enough, and no one will notice.
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz (142 g/m2)
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Unisex sizing, big dudes size up, ladies size down.